My absolutely definitely first post ever!!!

Well this is it, my very first post!!

Now I have no idea what to write! Over the last few weeks I've had plenty of things to say but nowhere to say them. Now I have somewhere to say them and nothing to say!! I'm going to just ramble for a while instead.

Anyway, a few weeks back I decided to buy other half a CB3000 for his birthday, we'd discussed getting one and both thought it would be a lot of fun. So, it turns up a week before his birthday and because I couldn't keep quiet I'd told him I had ordered it and when it arrived we decided he should try it out!

All excited we disapeared to the bedroom where we discovered the damn thing didn't fit! No matter what we tried there was no way on earth either part would fit............... not even anywhere close!

Eventually we gave up and decided to put it up for sale on ebay. At least if we got half back it would go towards a solution when we found one. Before it finished it had 27 watchers and at the end finished with 9 bids and had 665 people look at it!! What was even more amazing was that we had recovered nearly all the cost! Obviously the thing to be selling on ebay!! Now where can I buy wholesale sex toys???

We've now had a look round online and we've found one on a German website that is made to measure from steel. It doesn't cost much more than the CB3000 and we know that it will fit! There seem to be quite a few options and extras although I'm not sure I like the idea of the spikes, they seem very cruel, and the extras for piercings make me cringe!!!